CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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