i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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