BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
True strength comes from lack of pants
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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