her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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