I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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