Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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