I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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