did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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