Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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