so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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