I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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