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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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