I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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