ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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