No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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