I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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