Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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