You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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