i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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