sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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