This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
why do cheetos always look like penises
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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