Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I could make wine with my vomit
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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