Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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