We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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