I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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