Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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