love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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