Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
No subtext here. People are naked.
ttyl tear gas
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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