im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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