I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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