I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
This is my gift to your gina
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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