Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
