Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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