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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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