were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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