Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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