that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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