lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
ttyl tear gas
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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