I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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