how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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