No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
tell me about the fingering
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