Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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