You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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