I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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