new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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