Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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