sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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