if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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