The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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