make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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