maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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