My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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